Here's some witticisms for/about women of a "certain age" (ahem, all of us!). They would look good on bumper-stickers and/or t-shirts.
- Behind every successful woman is herself.
- A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is untilshe gets in hot water.
- Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Some things are better rich.
- Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
- I'm out of oestrogen and I have a gun.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
- Don't start with me, you will NOT win.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people.
- If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
- I'm told I'm cute when I'm mad. You don't want to see me get cuter.
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