A guy asked a girl in the library: Do you mind when I sit with you?
GIRL: ( LOUDLY ) I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!
All the students in the library started staring at the guy... He was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and told him: I study psychology and I know what men are thinking... I guess you felt embarrased right??
BOY: (LOUDLY) $200 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT IS TOO MUCH!
All the students in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered into the her ears: I study law and I know how to make someone feel guilty..
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